Opening Day Giveaway: Win this Kevin Youkilis autograph
UPDATE: There were several contenders and this was a very difficult choice. Congratulations to our winner, James Burke! Thanks to everyone who participated.
It’s Opening Day in Boston and I feel great.
The sun has pulled the mercury up past fifty degrees. There’s a buzz running from Fenway Park down through Kenmore Square and out across the city. And the Red Sox are saving their first win of the season for the hometown crowd…how thoughtful.
Win this Kevin Youkilis autographed CD booklet!
I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than giving away an autograph. One lucky reader will get this Kevin Youkilis signed CD booklet I obtained through Newbury Comics. Youkilis is a brutal signer in person and it’s tough to part with an item like this, but it’s the least I can do to thank you for supporting Autograph University.
Read the Jeopardy-style rules carefully:
The answer is “Kevin Youkilis’s goatee”. Now, for a chance to win, leave a comment with the question (e.g., “Where will the Red Sox add additional seating in 2012?”).
On Sunday at 5pm ET a panel of judges (I among them) will select our favorite comment. Use a valid email address so I can reach you if you win.
Have fun and good luck!
Boston-area folks—you still have until Sunday at 4pm ET to enter our Charlie Sheen ticket giveaway!
Q: The place where squirrels go to die? A: Kevin Youkilis’s goatee
Q: What is scarier than Charlie Sheen?
A: Kevin Youkilis’ goatee!
Q.Where can you find left over cheese?
A.Kevin Youkillis’ Goatee
Q.What does Chuck Norris fear?
A.Kevin Youkillis’ Goatee
Q) What would eb the result of God and Wade Boggs mating?
A) Kevin Youkilis’ goatee..
Q. What on Kevin Youkillis should be insured for a million dollars by Lloyd’s of London since it is his trademark?
A. Kevin Youkillis’ Goatee
I actually like James and Phil’s the best…..you combine those three people from the two comments (God, Chuck Norris and Wade Boggs) and you probably would have Kevin Youkillis.
Q: Why has Kevin Youkillis never had a close shave from a Yankees pitcher?
A: Kevin Youkillis’ Goatee
Q. What makes one identify a Kevin Youkilis?
A. Kevin Youkilis’ Goatee
Q: What is a combination of Fergie and Jesus (Boston’s Jesus Johhny Damon)?
A: Kevin Youkilis’ Goatee
Q: If a Boston batter is hit who is the first person to rush the mound?
A: Kevin Youkilis’s Goatee
Q. What gives Don King’s hair a run for it’s money?
A. Kevin Youkilis’ Goatee
Q: What’s the only thing better than Carl Pavano’s stache? A: Kevin Youkilis’ goutee
*goatee
Q: What is Joba Chamberlain always aiming at?
A: Kevin Youkilis’s goatee
Where are Boston’s missing wins?
What would Brian Wilson of the Giants and Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys look like if they mated?
A: Kevin Youkilis’s goatee
Q: Who did Rick Porcello hip toss?
A: Kevin Youkilis’s goatee
Where did the Rangers hide their brooms opening weekend?
Kevin Youkilis’s goatee
Where did Pedroia’s hair end up?
Q. Where is the only place you’ll find a funny goatee joke?
A. What is Kevin Youkilis’ goatee.
Q: When a genie is summoned from his lamp for the first time, what is the most popular request he is asked for?
A: Kevin Youkilis’ Goatee
Q:What make Kevin Youkilis such a beast?
A: Kevin Youkilis’ goatee
Q: In a 2010 study, 34% of Americans say they would like to travel to Hawaii for their next family vacation. Where did the remaining 66% say they would like to go?
A: Kevin Youkilis’s Goatee
Oops I gave the wrong e-mail
This is my correct e-mail
NWPeterson@GMX.com
Q. Though Giants closer Brian Wilson claims fame for the current “Fear the Beard” phenomenon, it was actually inspired and perfected by this epitome of facial hair.
A. What is Kevin Youkilis’ Goatee.
What would you get if Jesus’s beard, Carl Pavano’s ‘stache, and Rollie Finger’s curlie cues mated?
A. Kevin Youkils’ Goatee
Question: Whats worse than the rough at Augusta
Answer: Kevin Youkilis’ goatee
what is better than lady gaga’s fashion sense?
Kevin Youkilis’ goatee
If you’re hungry at Fenway, where can you go to be assured of getting some leftovers?